

you had me at “i’ll choke you”


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I clearly need one of these. Isn’t there a human petstore somewhere?

Also see the other list: 15 more facts!
- Little girls run on three fuels: milk, Sprite, and apple juice.
- Morning cuddles are the most important meal of the day.
- “All done” describes about a million different situations, from empty plates to empty bladders, from finished baths to finished…