you had me at “i’ll choke you”

sayyidaaltaneen:

rape—princess:

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I clearly need one of these. Isn’t there a human petstore somewhere?

porn4ladies:

daddypervert:

Also see the other list: 15 more facts!

1. Little girls run on three fuels: milk, Sprite, and apple juice.
2. Morning cuddles are the most important meal of the day.
3. “All done” describes about a million different situations, from empty plates to empty bladders, from finished baths to finished…